Thursday, 29 October 2009 | By: Lily Jasmine

Another LRT rude Bastard


This rude bastard didn't queue up before LRT door. This bastard just enter the LRT with her super rude way. My blog will always record down all this LRT rude bastard.

- Posted from my iPhone
Saturday, 17 October 2009 | By: Lily Jasmine

Facebook Post at 17/10/09

有位女儿,买了一杯咖啡让他的父亲坐在Starbucks,然后她自己去shopping,父亲无聊结果睡着了!哪有这种女儿的!如果是我的父亲,都是他去shopping,我在Starbucks喝咖啡的!哈哈哈!无聊的父亲走到外面。。。。抽烟!有个女人对着我吞云吐雾!难看死了!比长的爱国的我还要丑

The Curve Fitness First - Lousy People Full Version

尽早起得早,快快出门以最快的速度走到 Kelana Jaya LRT Station,就为了赶上 Ikano 的 Shelter Bus。终于准时赶上,但那王八司机竟然迟到 15 分钟!!害我酱赶!=_="

终于到达 The Curve, 马上走到 Fitness First 去做运动。The Curve 的 Fitness First 将被提升为高级健身房,因为这里很多有钱人。真的蛮豪华的,设备好但服务还是一样的差。这里不像 KLCC 的 Fitness First 很多洋人和日本人,这里全是本地的“高级猪”华人很多,他们自人很有钱很高级,但是他们却是超级无敌俗气。首先,他们霸道到连机器都有“无形的名字”。我爬上一架跑步机的时候,有个女人竟然说“excuse me, this is my husband one”。Cilaka!!! Fitness First 几时有这种规矩的!!再来,那里的女人自认是贵妇 ,看人的眼神也是从头到脚,再从脚到头。

还是 KLCC 的 Fitness First 好!外国人多也比较礼貌。我不是认为外国的月亮比较圆,而是本地人是无可否认的“没教养”啦!KLCC 的马来人也比较多,他们的态度怎样都比华人好太多了!

豪华的 The Curve Fitness First 怎样都比 KLCC的 Fitness First 差!因为 KLCC 的是活人在做gym,但 The Curve 的是死人在做gym ,冷。。。。。。
Friday, 16 October 2009 | By: Lily Jasmine

Dedicated to ALL Aspire to Vanity Ladies

Young and pretty lady wishes to marry a rich guy. Fantastic Reply from a financial person!!

Dear friends, A good one to enlighten your day………..

A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum:
Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?

I'm going to be honest of what I'm going to say here. I'm 25 this year. I'm very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above. You might say that I'm greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York. My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married? I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you? Among those I've dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit. If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden (?), $250k annual income is not enough.

I'm here humbly to ask a few questions:
1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)
2) Which age group should I target?
3) Why most wives of the riches is only average-looking? I've met a few girls who doesn't have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys
4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)

Ms. Pretty

Here's a reply from a Wall Street Financial guy:

Dear Ms. Pretty,

I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyze your situation as a professional investor. My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I'm not wasting time here.

From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain. Put the details aside, what you're trying to do is an exchange of "beauty" and "money": Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square. However, there's a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can't be prettier year after year. Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It's not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worried 10 years later

By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a "trading position". If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term – same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or "leased". Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income. This has better chance than finding a rich fool.

Hope this reply helps. If you are interested in "leasing" services, do contact me
signed, J.P. Morgan
Saturday, 10 October 2009 | By: Lily Jasmine

10/10/09 Daily - Lunch at Coffee Bean



Let me share my super experience with all my friends who read my blog here. i was hungry after execise at Fitness First & looking for the coffee house for my lunch. I’d prefer Starbucks, cos’ I can on my laptop & surfing internet over there. Unfortunately, all coffee houses included starbucks, San Francisco or others all full house, only Coffee Bean is “empty”. I just walk in Coffee bean without think twice but I’d ask them few questions before I made decision to have lunch there.
My questions as per below :

1.) Do you have wifi over here? Yes, we have it
2.) Can I use my laptop to online? Yes, u can

There were the most important points for me, cos’ I need internet to online. I made my decision to place order for lunch at coffee bean. You know what was happened?

After I had order the food, they just told me that their wifi is only available for laptop & not for mobile phone, fine fine fine. The worse thing was u must register as coffee bean member 1st before use their wifi. The worst thing was they did not have switch to allow customers to plug in their laptop there!!!! Cilaka!! They really made me mad !!

Pls continue to read the worst of coffee bean. They were not even want to serve customers!! They asked their customers to collect their orders as per below process.
1.) Go to right hand side to collect coffee & go to left hand side to collect food
2.) When I went to left hand side to collect my food, they said they will deliver to my table, fine, I sit down & wait for my food & coffee.

3.) Finally they delivered my food to me but requested me went to right hand side again to collect my coffee. I wonder why they need to trouble customer with this stupid process & I asked them why? They couldn’t answer my question, cos’ they are stupid……coffee & food was prepared at same counter, then why should I need to collect my coffee at counter then food will send to my table???
See!! That is the reason why when all coffee houses are full house but only Coffee Bean is empty!! They are cheating & foolish their customers !!

10/10/09 Daily - Fitness First KLCC



昨晚的政治晚宴让我今早睡到太阳烧屁股!超累的!

原本是要到 The Curve 的 Fitness First 结果被昨晚的晚宴给搞到太阳烧屁屁。现在只能又回到 KLCC 的 Fitness First 了。The Currve 的巴士跑掉了啦!

我喜欢星期六的Fitness First, 人少少很安静。但是!今天的工作人员却出奇的王八!他们进出休息室竟然用摔门的方式来引人注意!嘛的!心脏都被吓掉了!

挂羊头,卖狗肉!你有见过包头包脸的黑衣保守女做gym吗?奇怪!难道健身房就没有男人吗?原来别处不能抛头露面,健身房就能!哈哈哈!告诉你吧!

当我在更衣室的时候,我看见Fitness First 的工作人员正在为new members介绍Fitness First的环境。我是他们的Platinium member但他们从没有给我这样的服务!!真是的,狗眼看人低!
Friday, 9 October 2009 | By: Lily Jasmine

Facebook的留言 - 我家的老女人


Lily Jasmine 住了快一年,很纳闷我的housemates为什么不喜欢回家。原来包租婆喜欢找麻烦,这个不许摸,那个不许碰!现在连地板都不能踩。她的complaint:365天365个人对不起她。她的怨气重!好像全世界都对不起她!极度可悲的是:她是Kelana Jaya最大教会的同工!



Lily Jasmine
Lily Jasmine
我每天回家就好像入鬼屋,她总是坐在门口等我回家,样子比厉鬼还要恐怖。然后以怨恨的眼神看着我,然后开始她那变态的埋怨。最夸张的是比蚂蚁还小的事她都可以看成比耶稣大!!
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Lily Jasmine
Lily Jasmine
我天天早出晚归,几乎把家当成hotel,但这老女人却能把我开门的姿势拿来大做文章,连我右脚先上楼梯都能变成演讲稿!
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Lily Jasmine
Lily Jasmine
我觉得她最大的问题是"孤苦伶仃的老女人,没朋友,生活枯燥乏味,一成不变"。看了「败犬女王」后感触深,老女人的怨气深,只活在自己的世界里,看不到别人只看到自己,她总认为嫁不出去都是别人对不起她。故步自封到达变态的地步!
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Lily Jasmine
Lily Jasmine
是谁把嫁不出的老女人逼疯的?不是别人,是她自己。女人一生中的终极点并不是"嫁"而是活得有意义。
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Lily Jasmine
Lily Jasmine
还有一点是我必须强调的!!身为教会同工、上帝的仆人....为什么会如此不堪呢?情愿把不要的东西放到腐烂也不愿意拿出来帮助人,别人有需要向她借,她宁愿丢掉也不借人!!值得探讨和审思的是:她到底是上帝的仆人还是魔鬼的勇士?她到底是在埋怨全世界还是上帝呢?每天抱的是圣经还是无字天书呢?
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Lily Jasmine
Lily Jasmine
身为一位基督徒本不该批判主内姐妹,我只想提醒教会同工和平信徒是不同的,同工必须全心全意为上帝。我知道自己罪大恶极才没资格当同工。教会同工是上帝的呼招,不是人人能被招!被招做圣工但又为何逆道而行呢?这时的她应该怀疑到底上帝有没有呼招她做同工?是自己的决定还是上帝的呼招呢?
Thursday, 1 October 2009 | By: Lily Jasmine

Bad Mood!

I love my job, although it looks simple & boring. This job given me lot of personal time & learning apportunities. But it has turn bad recently. New colleagues make my working life difficult now, they are very bossy & pride & not willing to learn. The worst is......I have to cover their mistakes. The saddest is they will complain to boss that I did mistakes but actually that was their mistakes. They were previously from big company & always feel they are big also. They spoiled my daily mood for their irresponsible!! They are men......they are the worst lousy men that I ever met!!