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First Time with AirAsia

lily5890@gmail.com (LILY_JASMINE) — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 09:42:00 +0000

First Time with AirAsia, i learnt many new things & knowledge. i like AA LCCT, it is simple & easy to check-in. But counter staff looked very cool hardly to smile. I didnt know that we can check-in on web & select the seat until AA system separated our group into front & back seats then other passengers told me to check-in on web to avoid the random seat. One thing i have to mention & remind AA is AA staff hardly smile!! even stewards hardly smile!! i've experience with several Airline & i found AA staff lack of smile!!

AA promoted themselves as Air bus.....Yeah! it's true. It is Air bus cos' noisy....hahaha!! First time experience with "noisy flight". My first fly with AA was Bali trip. i found myself leant a lot of AA more than Bali!! From searching schedules, booking, payment to departure at LCCT.......all new to me. Actually my first fly with AA was not a happy journey cos' many unexpected incidents happened. But i like AA after the first flight cos' i'm impressed on AA online services such as interactive in facebook & twitter. AA will response as soon as possible when the comments posted into web. AA answered & settled all my questions via facebook & i'm not even have to call AA customer service.

It's good for all the feedback from passengers cos' it helps AA to improve their service. Although i always fail to book free seat but i found it fun to grab the flight tickets with million people. My friends laugh on me that i pay for expensive AA tickets but for me it's still consider cheap if compare with other Airline. AA really make everyone can fly!! Ten years ago, people will envy whoever can fly but after ten years people will laugh on whoever never fly. Cos' AA low cost air ticket really makes everyone can fly.

Yeah! one more good service provided by AA is the skybus service. If call taxi to LCCT, you need to pay at least RM60 per one way but AA skybus only cost RM13 return trip. ^_^ love it!!

Thanks AA, please keep up your good jobs toward public!!

Another LRT rude Bastard

lily5890@gmail.com (LILY_JASMINE) — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 00:32:00 +0000

This rude bastard didn't queue up before LRT door. This bastard just enter the LRT with her super rude way. My blog will always record down all this LRT rude bastard.

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Facebook Post at 17/10/09

lily5890@gmail.com (LILY_JASMINE) — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 08:36:00 +0000

有位女儿，买了一杯咖啡让他的父亲坐在Starbucks，然后她自己去shopping，父亲无聊结果睡着了！哪有这种女儿的！如果是我的父亲，都是他去shopping，我在Starbucks喝咖啡的！哈哈哈！无聊的父亲走到外面。。。。抽烟！有个女人对着我吞云吐雾！难看死了！比长的爱国的我还要丑

The Curve Fitness First - Lousy People Full Version

lily5890@gmail.com (LILY_JASMINE) — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 06:42:00 +0000

尽早起得早，快快出门以最快的速度走到 Kelana Jaya LRT Station，就为了赶上 Ikano 的 Shelter Bus。终于准时赶上，但那王八司机竟然迟到 15 分钟！！害我酱赶！=_="

终于到达 The Curve，马上走到 Fitness First 去做运动。The Curve 的 Fitness First 将被提升为高级健身房，因为这里很多有钱人。真的蛮豪华的，设备好但服务还是一样的差。这里不像 KLCC 的 Fitness First 很多洋人和日本人，这里全是本地的“高级猪”华人很多，他们自人很有钱很高级，但是他们却是超级无敌俗气。首先，他们霸道到连机器都有“无形的名字”。我爬上一架跑步机的时候，有个女人竟然说“excuse me, this is my husband one”。Cilaka!!! Fitness First 几时有这种规矩的！！再来，那里的女人自认是贵妇，看人的眼神也是从头到脚，再从脚到头。

还是 KLCC 的 Fitness First 好！外国人多也比较礼貌。我不是认为外国的月亮比较圆，而是本地人是无可否认的“没教养”啦！KLCC 的马来人也比较多，他们的态度怎样都比华人好太多了！

豪华的 The Curve Fitness First 怎样都比 KLCC的 Fitness First 差！因为 KLCC 的是活人在做gym，但 The Curve 的是死人在做gym ，冷。。。。。。

Dedicated to ALL Aspire to Vanity Ladies

lily5890@gmail.com (LILY_JASMINE) — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 08:22:00 +0000

Young and pretty lady wishes to marry a rich guy. Fantastic Reply from a financial person!!

Dear friends, A good one to enlighten your day………..

A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum:
Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?

I'm going to be honest of what I'm going to say here. I'm 25 this year. I'm very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above. You might say that I'm greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York. My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married? I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you? Among those I've dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit. If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden (?), $250k annual income is not enough.

I'm here humbly to ask a few questions:
1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)
2) Which age group should I target?
3) Why most wives of the riches is only average-looking? I've met a few girls who doesn't have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys
4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)

Ms. Pretty

Here's a reply from a Wall Street Financial guy:

Dear Ms. Pretty,

I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyze your situation as a professional investor. My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I'm not wasting time here.

From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain. Put the details aside, what you're trying to do is an exchange of "beauty" and "money": Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square. However, there's a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can't be prettier year after year. Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It's not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will be much worried 10 years later

By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a "trading position". If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term – same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or "leased". Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income. This has better chance than finding a rich fool.

Hope this reply helps. If you are interested in "leasing" services, do contact me
signed, J.P. Morgan

10/10/09 Daily - Lunch at Coffee Bean

lily5890@gmail.com (LILY_JASMINE) — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 11:16:00 +0000

Let me share my super experience with all my friends who read my blog here. i was hungry after execise at Fitness First & looking for the coffee house for my lunch. I’d prefer Starbucks, cos’ I can on my laptop & surfing internet over there. Unfortunately, all coffee houses included starbucks, San Francisco or others all full house, only Coffee Bean is “empty”. I just walk in Coffee bean without think twice but I’d ask them few questions before I made decision to have lunch there.

My questions as per below :

1.) Do you have wifi over here? Yes, we have it

2.) Can I use my laptop to online? Yes, u can

There were the most important points for me, cos’ I need internet to online. I made my decision to place order for lunch at coffee bean. You know what was happened?

After I had order the food, they just told me that their wifi is only available for laptop & not for mobile phone, fine fine fine. The worse thing was u must register as coffee bean member 1^st before use their wifi. The worst thing was they did not have switch to allow customers to plug in their laptop there!!!! Cilaka!! They really made me mad !!

Pls continue to read the worst of coffee bean. They were not even want to serve customers!! They asked their customers to collect their orders as per below process.

1.) Go to right hand side to collect coffee & go to left hand side to collect food

2.) When I went to left hand side to collect my food, they said they will deliver to my table, fine, I sit down & wait for my food & coffee.

3.) Finally they delivered my food to me but requested me went to right hand side again to collect my coffee. I wonder why they need to trouble customer with this stupid process & I asked them why? They couldn’t answer my question, cos’ they are stupid……coffee & food was prepared at same counter, then why should I need to collect my coffee at counter then food will send to my table???

See!! That is the reason why when all coffee houses are full house but only Coffee Bean is empty!! They are cheating & foolish their customers !!

10/10/09 Daily - Fitness First KLCC

lily5890@gmail.com (LILY_JASMINE) — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 09:47:00 +0000

昨晚的政治晚宴让我今早睡到太阳烧屁股！超累的！

原本是要到 The Curve 的 Fitness First 结果被昨晚的晚宴给搞到太阳烧屁屁。现在只能又回到 KLCC 的 Fitness First 了。The Currve 的巴士跑掉了啦！

我喜欢星期六的Fitness First, 人少少很安静。但是！今天的工作人员却出奇的王八！他们进出休息室竟然用摔门的方式来引人注意！嘛的！心脏都被吓掉了！

挂羊头，卖狗肉！你有见过包头包脸的黑衣保守女做gym吗？奇怪！难道健身房就没有男人吗？原来别处不能抛头露面，健身房就能！哈哈哈！告诉你吧！

当我在更衣室的时候，我看见Fitness First 的工作人员正在为new members介绍Fitness First的环境。我是他们的Platinium member但他们从没有给我这样的服务！！真是的，狗眼看人低！

Facebook的留言 - 我家的老女人

lily5890@gmail.com (LILY_JASMINE) — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 02:22:00 +0000

Lily Jasmine 住了快一年，很纳闷我的housemates为什么不喜欢回家。原来包租婆喜欢找麻烦，这个不许摸，那个不许碰！现在连地板都不能踩。她的complaint：365天365个人对不起她。她的怨气重！好像全世界都对不起她！极度可悲的是：她是Kelana Jaya最大教会的同工！

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我每天回家就好像入鬼屋，她总是坐在门口等我回家，样子比厉鬼还要恐怖。然后以怨恨的眼神看着我，然后开始她那变态的埋怨。最夸张的是比蚂蚁还小的事她都可以看成比耶稣大！！

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Lily Jasmine

我天天早出晚归，几乎把家当成hotel，但这老女人却能把我开门的姿势拿来大做文章，连我右脚先上楼梯都能变成演讲稿！

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Lily Jasmine

我觉得她最大的问题是＂孤苦伶仃的老女人，没朋友，生活枯燥乏味，一成不变＂。看了「败犬女王」后感触深，老女人的怨气深，只活在自己的世界里，看不到别人只看到自己，她总认为嫁不出去都是别人对不起她。故步自封到达变态的地步！

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Lily Jasmine

是谁把嫁不出的老女人逼疯的？不是别人，是她自己。女人一生中的终极点并不是＂嫁＂而是活得有意义。

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Lily Jasmine

还有一点是我必须强调的！！身为教会同工、上帝的仆人....为什么会如此不堪呢？情愿把不要的东西放到腐烂也不愿意拿出来帮助人，别人有需要向她借，她宁愿丢掉也不借人！！值得探讨和审思的是：她到底是上帝的仆人还是魔鬼的勇士？她到底是在埋怨全世界还是上帝呢？每天抱的是圣经还是无字天书呢？

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Lily Jasmine

身为一位基督徒本不该批判主内姐妹，我只想提醒教会同工和平信徒是不同的，同工必须全心全意为上帝。我知道自己罪大恶极才没资格当同工。教会同工是上帝的呼招，不是人人能被招！被招做圣工但又为何逆道而行呢？这时的她应该怀疑到底上帝有没有呼招她做同工？是自己的决定还是上帝的呼招呢？

Bad Mood!

lily5890@gmail.com (LILY_JASMINE) — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 13:57:00 +0000

I love my job, although it looks simple & boring. This job given me lot of personal time & learning apportunities. But it has turn bad recently. New colleagues make my working life difficult now, they are very bossy & pride & not willing to learn. The worst is......I have to cover their mistakes. The saddest is they will complain to boss that I did mistakes but actually that was their mistakes. They were previously from big company & always feel they are big also. They spoiled my daily mood for their irresponsible!! They are men......they are the worst lousy men that I ever met!!

十句真言，十句真心话

lily5890@gmail.com (LILY_JASMINE) — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 08:11:00 +0000

第一句
如果我们之间有1000步的距离
你只要跨出第1步
我就会朝你的方向走其余的999步

第二句
通常愿意留下来跟你争吵的人
才是真正爱你的人

第三句
付出真心　才会得到真心
却也可能伤得彻底
保持距离　就能保护自己
却也注定永远寂寞

第四句

有时候　不是对方不在乎你

而是你把对方看得太重

第五句
朋友就是把你看透了　还能喜欢你的人

第六句
就算是believe　中间也藏了一个lie

第七句
真正的好朋友
并不是在一起就有聊不完的话题
而是在一起　就算不说话
也不会感到尴尬

第八句
没有一百分的另一半
只有五十分的两个人

第九句
为你的难过而快乐的　是敌人
为你的快乐而快乐的　是朋友
为你的难过而难过的

就是那些　该放进心里的人

第十句

冷漠　有时候并不是无情

只是一种避免被伤害的工具

Transformer from Malaysia‏

lily5890@gmail.com (LILY_JASMINE) — Fri, 18 Sep 2009 04:01:00 +0000

Would you trust them? Can they survive other autobots? MALAYSIA BOLEH!
Introduce to you all the transformers from Proton & Perodua:

Proton - Perdana Autobot

Proton - Waja Autobot (this one is cool)

Proton - Savvy Autobot

Proton - Juara Autobot (he’s got short hands!!)

Perodua - Myvi Autobot

Perodua - Kelisa Autobot #1 (short hands too!!)

And the best one - Perodua - Kancil Autobot #2 (My Dog, Little White, can fight this autobot and win!)

Work out!! Yeah yeah!

lily5890@gmail.com (LILY_JASMINE) — Tue, 08 Sep 2009 23:12:00 +0000

Finally make the decision to continue my work out this morning. See! This is free bag from Fitness First, I've joined membership from Fitness First & plan to have work out on every morning (hope). Going to gym now! Yeah yeah! ~_~ ^_^

向我的身材哀悼！

lily5890@gmail.com (LILY_JASMINE) — Sun, 06 Sep 2009 06:14:00 +0000

今早去了一个workshop，空着肚子去！什么都没吃。结果饿到半死，跑去Sushi King大开杀戒！吃了六碟Sushi，一碟ice-cream，一碟豆和一大碗拉面！

真可悲！我的身材又走样了！

马来西亚华语‏ zzzz‏

lily5890@gmail.com (LILY_JASMINE) — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 09:42:00 +0000

真惭愧! 我每天都在说这样的华文啦! 真是要小心注意了! ^_^"

中国人 ：今晚你有空吗？我没空！

马来西亚华人 ：今晚你得不得空？我不得空！

中国人 ：饼干受潮了…。

马来西亚华人：饼干'漏风'了…。

中国人 ：从上海去苏州要多少个小时？

马来西亚华人：从上海去苏州要几粒钟？

中国人：难道他不可以来吗？

马来西亚华人：你不给他来啊？

中国人 ：周杰伦不喜欢穿内裤。

马来西亚华人：周杰伦不喜欢穿底裤。

中国人 ：我一向都是这样的

马来西亚人：我一路来都是这样的啦

中国人：我的手机掉进沟渠了。

马来西亚华人：我的手机掉进龙沟了。

中国人 ：这样你不是很不值得吗？

马来西亚华人：这样你'马'很不 '歹'？

中国人 ：你真是聪明！

马来西亚华人：你真是pannai！(源自马来语pandai，聪明的意思)

中国人 ：你安静！

马来西亚华人：你diam diam！(源自马来语diam，安静的意思)

中国人 ：我要去银行取款。

马来西亚华人：我要去银行'按钱'。

中国人 ：为什么？

马来西亚华人：做么？

中国人 ：你很强~

马来西亚华人：你很够力~

中国人 ：明天也叫他一起去吧！

马来西亚华人：明天叫'埋'他一起去！

中国人 ：我很郁闷~~~

马来西亚华人：我很'显'（sien）啊~~~~（'显'比郁闷的境界更高）

中国人 ：你再说我就打你！

马来西亚华人：你再说我就hood你！（有点粗俗的）

中国人 ：你在说什么？

马来西亚华人：你在说sommok？

中国人 ：你不要令我丢脸~

马来西亚华人：你不要'下水'我~

中国人 ：真被你气到…。

马来西亚华人：被你炸到…。

中国人 ：你别乱来~

马来西亚华人：你表乱乱来~

中国人 ：你很无聊

马来西亚华人：你很

中国人 ：XX你

马来西亚华人：Kanasai（意思是像大便一样，骂人的话）

中国人 ：迫切

马来西亚华人：bek chek

中国人 ：我们一起吃这碗面~

马来西亚华人：我们'公司'吃这碗面~（源自马来语的kongsi，就是一起分享的意思）

中国人 ：今天的天气很热~

马来西亚华人：今天的天气热到。。。。。。。。。。。。。。~~~~~~~（'到'字要拉 长，然后没有下文了）

中国人 ：哇!

马来西亚华人：哇捞weh!!!!

中国人 ：我受不了他！
马来西亚华人：我behtahan他！

RapidKL 的愚蠢 Monthly Pass 促销手法

lily5890@gmail.com (LILY_JASMINE) — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 02:24:00 +0000

RapidKL 正在推销他们的monthly pass，但是他们的最大station : Kelana Jaya 竟然没有monthly pass。乘客必须购买单一票，然后在别的LRT站购买monthly pass。我问Ampang Park Station的售票员，为什么没有足够的monthly pass，结果，他们竟然说要限制monthly pass，不能卖太多。那么为什么RapidKL 要大事推销他们的monthly pass呢？我很生气他们那种愚弄乘客的手法。RapidKL的monthly pass promo其实根本没有让乘客省钱，反而让我们多付了单一行程的钱！！RapidKL就好像我们的政府讲话反反复复，其实在愚弄人民啦！

快闪族对Michael Jackson的纪念方式

lily5890@gmail.com (LILY_JASMINE) — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 09:13:00 +0000

你知道什么是“快闪族”吗？英文是 "Flash Mod"。

他们是一群互不相识的人透过互联网或手提电话简讯相约在指定时间和地点集合，然後一起做出一些特定的动作（例如拍手掌、叫口号等，一般是不犯法却很引人注意的动作），又在短时间内若无其事般急速消失。这种行为被称为「快闪行动」，可视为一种短暂的行为艺术。又有聪明暴民（Smart Mobs）、快闪暴走族、聪明行动帮等称呼。

这是瑞典的快闪族在广场的表演活动，目的是要纪念Michael Jackson。他们跳了一小段的Beat It，我很喜欢这样的活动。如果我在现场，我也会加入。

纪念Michael Jackson的快闪族也在台湾，香港和美国出现。很有意思！

快闪族的活动可到 “www.flashmod.com”里寻找。很受新新人类喜欢。

PROTON WAJA CAR TEST

lily5890@gmail.com (LILY_JASMINE) — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 08:29:00 +0000

Well, i have no comment on car but this test really make me think twice not to buy cheap car cos' our life is precious & not cheap. If you have seen this test, you better think twice before purchase new car. God bless!!

Chocolate by Yasmin Ahmad

lily5890@gmail.com (LILY_JASMINE) — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 02:44:00 +0000

1）华裔青少年被妈妈强迫出国留学，因为他在大马无法进入高等学府。他妈妈一直说大马这个地方只是把好处留给那种人，这代表华人对政府不公平对待的普遍看法：你无法在这里生存，唯有选择离开（你住不起，就走啦！）。

2）华裔青年其实对马来少女有好感的，可是当母亲唠叨他不要和马来人那么友善，突然触动他对种族问题的不公平对待，所以他选择小小的报复，就像“你住不起，就走啦！”，他突然喊道：“你买不起，就走啦！”

巧克力多么甜美，但却无法共享，这是个悲哀而凄美的事实！
感谢Yasmin留个我们一个那么有深度的巧克力。

iPhone ~ About Love & Worried

lily5890@gmail.com (LILY_JASMINE) — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 11:55:00 +0000

There are many bad news from Iphone & Ipop Touch. Many user complaint on explosion of device. I'm one of the user among a million, I having same worry too. I use my iPhone for blogging, Internet modem, organiser & etc so many other functions. I scare it would explode one day due to over used. Actually I'm considering to upgrade my iPhone 3G to iPhone 3Gs but I was holding back for the explosion news. I'm not confident to upgrade at this moment. I need more assurance from Apple now. I hope Apple will improve their product quality before launch more new devices. As a iPhone user, I must take more consideration on it.

口罩与不口罩

lily5890@gmail.com (LILY_JASMINE) — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 00:44:00 +0000

GeoTagged, [N3.10652, W101.63112]

满街都是戴口罩的人，人心惶惶！我买了三个口罩，但不是很想戴。我尝试戴了三秒钟，结果差一点窒息而死；赶快把它拿下来。迟一步就成为第一个戴口罩窒息而死的笨蛋！结果我的口罩只能当装饰品让我拍照了。。。。^_^"

Rude Ang Mo Rampas sit in LRT

lily5890@gmail.com (LILY_JASMINE) — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 11:18:00 +0000

GeoTagged, [N3.15655, W101.71474]

This ang mo rampas sit in LRT. I just reached the empty sit & almost place my butt on it but this rude ang mo quickly rampas the sit from me then place his big butt on the sit immediately. OMG nowadays ang mo also so rude, even more rude then others races. 有过之而无不及！汗颜！=_=＂

Celaka hamsap guy

lily5890@gmail.com (LILY_JASMINE) — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 01:11:00 +0000

GeoTagged, [N3.11521, W101.66291]

This celaka pretend to sleep in LRT then open his pig legs wide wide to show off his banana & at the same time hamsap the ladies beside him. I take down his photo to show others that he is shit lah!

LRT's Celaka @&£#%¥$€%#

lily5890@gmail.com (LILY_JASMINE) — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 01:07:00 +0000

GeoTagged, [N3.11521, W101.66291]

This hamsap Malay guy open his legs as wide as possible & really make 2 sits for himself! One leg one sit! He sitting beside me, I try my best to push him away but this stupid idiot hamsap guy just act nothing happen. You know! Inside LRT got 2 types of ppl will need 2 sits to fit themself. First type is FAT, second type is stupid idiot celaka hamsup guy. The second one will open their legs wide wide to show off their banana, they want ppl to know their banana is big but this kind of stupid idiot also want to hamsap ladies beside them.

Praise & Worship Team Practise Songs After Church Service

lily5890@gmail.com (LILY_JASMINE) — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 06:24:00 +0000

GeoTagged, [N3.11720, W101.63602]

Sister Esther & Wei Jin will be a song lead on next Sunday Service. They are practising the songs now. Guitarist is Joshua & pianist is Khim Soon. Sao Chew & I watching their pactise in the church. We got nothing to do lah! ^_^

Alamak!! This is me!! 猪小妹

lily5890@gmail.com (LILY_JASMINE) — Fri, 07 Aug 2009 01:43:00 +0000

GeoTagged, [N3.15466, W101.70560]

I love this drawing cos' it really represent me! I exactly having same felling as 猪小妹, always feel hungry! I try to reduce meal taken but my super size stomach always shout to me : I'm hungry, give me food now! =_="

I having very challenge task now........resize my stomach to normal size. Gambatte!!